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Pretty Pictures
I love ditto. I think it was Ms Fossil who put me on to it. btw my best wishes go out to Dill the sick puddy tat.
Anyone out there...?
Nice response...
A threatening letter with big words.
I've been out of action for a few days and haven't updated the blog-diddly-og. Back to work today and on with the big fat games!
The opening ceremony is tonight Sydney time...
...and we'll be doing a live streamcast on bigfatradio.com from 6 tonight until either a.) it's over or b.) we run out of beer. Sorry but if the beer runs out - forget about it - it would be unaustralian of us to cover such an event without a constant supply of beer. The drip is being wheeled into the studio as i speak...
Liam voted pop's unsexiest man
Just as well the very sexy At Home With The Pinks is on tonight (7.30 - 8.30ish Sydney time) It's our special pre olympic edition. Actually that's crap, it's just that the Olympics is on in 2 days so i'm trying to build the drama. @HWTP will probably have fuck all to do with the games actually, tune in and find out for yourself on you-know-what-dot-com.
No relation to big fat radio...
... a friend purchased 2 goldfish on the weekend one of which is now dead. Chicane was flushed down a toilet in Glebe and is expected to resurface on the beach volleyball courts at Bondi during the olympics. Rosie is now lonely but as well as can be expected. Seeing as how goldfish only have a memory retention of one second she's probably forgotten all about losing her swimming partner by now. A reward is offered for the return of Chicane's rotting carcass.
Look what i found in my inbox today.
-----Original Message-----
From: Stuart Subotic (SYD)
Sent: Monday, 11 September 2000 11:19
To: Channel [V]
Subject: Honour Virus
I'm too busy to program a real virus, so this virus
works on the honour system. Please delete all the
files on your hard drive. Now please forward this
message to everyone you know.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I've been a slack jawed yokel myself...
...dreadfully sorry i haven't updated for three whole days. I'm doing this really cool thing on weekends called 'spending time offline'. It really rocks but i can't seem to find a website for it.
This page will be updated constantly.
The big fat games will be an alternative take on what's happening during the big thing with the rings. Some shows such as hard coffee will bring you a lot of results, about 12 hours before NBC screens the events in America. I have no idea what kind of bent content Jacinta will bring you during the games, although i do know that Helen Sydney 2000 Razer (she changed it by deed poll) myself and an all star cast of big fat friends will be doing a live running commentary of the opening ceremony on bigfatradio.com next Friday evening Sydney time. That's as thrilled about the Olympics as i expect to get - I am both unwilling and unable to manufacture any kind of enthusiasm for sport. (With the obvious exception of mens water polo...)
If Puffy was my neighbour...
...he could play his music as loud as he wanted. In fact if he was my neighbour i'd probably sneak in to his house with a dustbuster, hoover up the contents of his coffee table, and send it off to the lab for testing. If it's what i suspect would be on Puff Daddy's coffee table i'll be awake for a week.
Is that the time already?
These days a guy like that would come straight out of jail and into his own chat show. I'll be watching with interest...
I SO el'd out el at this page.
I particularly like the last one: "...if I was faced with a choice between having my arms removed and getting cystitis, I'd wave I'd wave goodbye to my arms quite happily."
Jemima's naughty.
Downloading anything other than Don Henley on mactser is against big fat policy. At least it should be. geez I love Don Henley.
KitcshBitch - I hear you baby
The author writes: "I wish cartoons were real, so I could drop anvils on people's heads and they wouldn't die - they'd just get flat-topped heads and stars would fly around. Because I don't actually want to kill anyone, but there are a lot of people I'd drop anvils on."
The Big Fat Games
Sydney is definately starting to swell with tourists. You can always tell the tourists, it's the pointing, the bemused expression, and of course the fact that they all seem to be wearing official Sydney 2000 merchandise that gives them away. I saw a guy wearing one of the official Olympic drizabones in Balmain tonight. He looked like a Leyland brother on acid. No local would wear any of that gear unless they were (a) paid and (b) able to run very fast.
Gay Monopoly!
I nicked that last link from here....
...bad taste humour is something we Aussie bloggers seem to have quite a grip on. This joke is also from Hear Ye! >>> "At the 1997 World Women's Conference the first speaker from England stood up: "At last years' conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." The crowd cheered. The second speaker from America stood up: "After last years' conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but my washing as well." The crowd cheered. The third speaker from Australia stood up: "After last years' conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his shopping and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye."
Top Aussies
Unfortunately i can't streamcast this page on bigfatradio.com because it plays the VB ad but it's a funny read.
Pork The One You're With
I have way too much time on my hands.
Ken and Brian
Maybe Barbie should run off with Anne Heche?
About time Ken frocked up...
...nicked from Luke's log.
Sorry my page is so long...
...for some reason pitas won't let me archive. It keeps telling me i've used an invalid file name, but i only used letters or underscores like it says. I'll try it on a different putey tomorrow. Anyone got a clue? Please email me!
Stan Grant Is My Personal Favourite
I mean really Stanny boy - you're a current affairs host (well, you used to be...) who made your living chasing people around and poking a camera in their face, often uninvited. The Seven spin doctors told you and Tracey to keep it quiet and what did you do...? You took the same plane as her thereby creating the perfect photo op. and then you yelled at the photographers. Good on ya! I wonder how Stan's kids felt watching him paw Tracey Holmes on 60 minutes last night? Selling your story to channel nine then begging to be left alone does not add up. Go and hide with her for a very long time.
Happy Birthday To Richard Gere
Today is also the third anniversary of Diana's death. It's also the last day of winter. Hoo-fucking-ray!
Random pick up line generator
This page refreshes itself every 30 seconds or so, some are funny, some lame, and you can add one of your own if you like.
Strange ways to die
For example: " According to police in Dahlonega, GA, ROTC cadet Nick Berrena, 20, was stabbed to death in January by fellow cadet Jeffrey Hoffman, 23, who was trying to prove that a knife could not penetrate the flakvest Berrena was wearing."
Sexiest Bachelor In America Contest
They're looking for contestants. The contestants are looking for a root. Life goes on...
Britney Spear's Guide To Semiconductor Physics
Who knew...?
My final nomination for wish they were pink.
With Jacinta (...yes, my show is called Jacinta) moving to the new timeslot of 6-8 Sydney time At Home With The Pinks will be streamcasted from 7.30 to 8.30 (ish) every Wednesday night from now on. It's a perfectly toasted and rather yummy GLBT foccacia with myself, Ms Helen, Ms Susan, Ms Tunney and Ms Ruby Slippers plus my mate Ms Craig from down the road if he ever gets it together enough to bring his handbag music expertise into the fold.
I like Beck 'cos...
...he's way too funky to really be a white man, he's geeky in an adorable way, his music rocks my world and he knows how to dress. Give me three of him to take away, thanks!
Wish he was pink
My first nomination for this weeks edition of At Home With The Pinks.
The Chaser
This is the online version of what the creators claim is Australia's only satirical newspaper. The headline 'Concorde breaks new speed barrier: Airport to hotel in 2 minutes' was particularly fetching i thought. It appears these are the clever bods behind the silly 2000 site. What an interesting little jaunt around cyberspace that was. Nighty night...
Torch relay revitalises rural community for 17.5 minutes
Who is writing this stuff? Bloody brilliant!
Read this one all the way through...
...the last line made me lolvhi. (laugh out loud very hard indeed)
Queen to perform at opening ceremony...
...but only if she can lip sync to Kylie. Oh i like this site a LOT!
A brilliant Olypmics parody site
Let me have a play around with this and i'll add another link to it shortly.
Rich is now indeed rich!
Let's get the other contestants to confront him on Jerry Springer. Must see TV
Rudy from Survivor has his own cereal!
Something i saw on bigfatradio.com actually!
The power of Bert, by Helen Dot Razer.
By the way, Patty sends her love...
Blogging Me Blogging You...
...there is nothing we can't do
This could keep me amused for hours
It's like Mr Potato Head meets the Matrix.
Good luck getting a taxi in Sydney in September
My plane touched down (i love how everyone says 'my plane' like they own the fucking thing!) in Sydney at 9.40 last night, which is actually 10.40 'cos daylight saving started here this weekend. By the time i got a taxi it was 10.50 which was actually 11.50 which was actually quite a shitter. Is this how Sydney's gonna be until our little athletics carnival is over? My thanks to the taxi nazis at the domestic terminal for keeping me amused during the long line-up.
Radioheads new album cover
I'm back from traipsing around in the dust with a couple of film crews. The results will be aired on CMT (which is about to become 'Music Country' btw) in a month or two. I've just had 4 whole days of offline living. I adapted as best i could. It was nice to get out of the Olympic City for a while and Queensland is a great place - pity that it's so full of Queenslanders...
If anyone's looking for me this weekend...
...this is where i'll be. I'm hosting a show about the event for CMT. Go right ahead - insert a dig about country music here - but it should be remembered that a.) The people who'se gigs we're shooting are hard working Australian musicians and b.) It's a living! After this entry i will be living an offline life for 4 whole days. I can barely remember what the flesh world is like...
Pitas have an open log
Anyone can add an entry. Hours of wacky fun.
Help me out here...
...does nicking a link from Jason's blog make me a link slut? Do i care? Should I? Are there such a thing as blogiquette? (< Try saying it 3 times...hehehehe) Why does John Howard look so much like Mr Sheen? Why do the banks now have people who bug you while you're in line to tell you how much time you could be saving by using their express deposit box when a.) I reserve the right to follow my inner nanna and be able to watch the transaction take place and b.) If the person who was bothering me was not bothering me and perhaps had another job as...say...um gee i dunno - a TELLER, i'd be getting served at that time instead of telling him to (and i quote) "spare me the fucking rave"?
Cameron Diaz waves a mean pom pom
This link was shamelessly nicked from Jason's blog.
Fine hypertext product indeed!
Kottke.org is a personal Web site of Jason Kottke. He's found some very wierd stuff therefore i salute him.
GOLD!
I love a good Euro fan page. Pity i couldn't find one for Mary Mcgregor (go on - sing with me.... "Torn between two loveeeeeeers feeling like a foooool loving both of yoooou was breeeeaking all the roooooooolz")
Have a cold shower Jerwin!
Perhaps I should send him somebody elses pic if it'll keep him interested in bigfatradio.com (<< Oops! I plugged it again!)
Some responsible reading...
...but they forgot the bit that goes "You will have a compulsive need to tell complete strangers what you've had when you took it and how you're feeling, whether they give a fat rats muckhole or not" And what about "Diminished decision making abilities combined with dim lighting present the danger of taking someone home and failing to realise how hideous they are until 4pm the next day" or "If you find yourself dancing to a song you have been known to openly loathe, it's working, so float yourself off to the bar and go grab a water"
A lazy contemplative kinda weekend
There's something about watching American Beauty that makes me think about these things. (btw Is there a queen alive who didn't pick that the ex marine next door was a pent up pinkster?)
Perhaps there's a lack of bandwidth at work...
...or worse still a firewall? Damn those employees who won't let you run bfr all day while you work! Jerwin has written one of our best ever press release in his blog :-) "Really digging the big and the fat. Bigfatradio.com is one amazing concept. It's a refreshing take on blogging. What they do is stream a whole bunch of sites while they're playing music. In between songs, the DJs would break into banter and talk about interesting pages, like webloggers would on their blogs. And best of all, it's constantly firing page after page of interesting stuff. It never gets boring. It's too bad I can't listen in here at work after 9 am. I just mysteriously get cut off and I can't reconnect afterwards." Cockle warming stuff and as for the last bit, well we're working on it (he said coming over all IT for a moment)
Start Transmission
Nice domain name Susan.
That's wierd - my dog's name is Pat.
He's a jack russell terrior. The love of my rediculous existance. Dog chat's a good idea. In fact here's Pat now. Being such a clever pup he has invented his own dog chat technique which he would like to share with you. >>>>>> prbawdbmlodabfmb <<<<<<
(pant right back away from dog bowl must lick other dogs arses bark for me baby)
Good Boy.
Maximum blog exposure - ask me how!
If you've got a blog and you want me and Susan to streamcast it during Jacinta (nb. not just a name for a show, it's a name.) then hurl me your url.
Jerwin's Blog Is The Bomb
Looks like we have a new bigfatradio.com listener in Canada - thanks!
It's almost showtime...
Time to wander upstairs and see what Miss Helen's up to... tune in if you're not listening already!
It Had To Happen...
The National Enquirer reports (so take it as you will...) that Doctors Lotion will do for women what viagra does for men. I wish i could work out a way to sneakily apply some of this cream to Britney Spears (externally of course, just like the directions say) ten minutes before she's due to appear on a talk show somewhere. It's a stupid fantasy but it's mine and i'm running with it.
These people are trying to pay my rent
Did I mention that I work @ bigfatradio.com? Well we're not really a radio station - we call what we do Streamcasting. If you haven't seen bfr yet what we essentially do is change the web pages for you - A virtual web tour. It's a hands free live interactive blogorama baby. This means we can deliver an audience directly to an advertisers website. If you're interested in advertising on bigfatradio.com and keeping me in a job click on the linkypoo above.
And A Side Of Thighs
We showed this log on bigfatradio.com. A bit light on links but heavy on extrapolated angst - it's bloody tops!
This aint Yahoo!
Not the most efficient search engine in the world, but it makes me giggle every time.
Nobody's Business But Hers
dotmusic reports that Rocco could have brain damage, but the publicist is still saying everything is peachy.
If You Click On This Link You Will Have Good Luck For Ten Years!
XXX Pics Of Britney Spears And Justin Timberlake Having Sex While Prince William Watches!
This is the most horrifying thing i have ever seen!
I Went To Yr Concert And I Didn't Feel Anything!
Jemima Gold - another compadre gettin' bloggy wit' it who also works at bigfatradio.com. She produces Tunney's show. Essentially this blog is largely a contraption specifically designed to link people to bigfatradio.com. I will try not to resort to cheap tricks from now on to get you to link to it, OK?
I wish i was cool
Speaking of which - how uncool is the closing ceremony of the Olympics going to be? Savage Fucking Garden? Rolf Fucking Harris? But there is hope - there's been a rumour posted on juice.net.au that AC/DC will do Back In Black with Yothu Yindi - a reconciliation anthem. (!) I suspect John Howard and Anyhony Mundine closing the games with a touching rendition of Truly Madly Deeply would do more for the cause.
Corsets don't do it for me
I found this page on...
A very interesting log.
Another pop star on the sick list
Yet Iggy Pop still walks and talks - go figure.
Britney and her Mom have written a book
I still think she's a crackwhore.
I Hope Jennifer Will Be OK
Yet another story from dotmusic.
U2 Have Been In Paris
they recorded the video for 'Beautiful Day' at the airport.
Mum keeps hogging the bong
Eminem is by no means a fave of mine but trashy music news like this is always good fodder for Jacinta.
Disco Johnny
Sorry.
Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie Oi Oi Oi
Whammo Australian music news is updated regularly.
Beckers Has A Warble
So how soon until we get Posh doing the guest striker duties for Man United?
Dianagate
I wonder what's on those tapes - it's a sick concept but who wouldn't love to hear them?
Here's A Story Of A Lovely Lady
I love how the enquirer always has 'a source' which i suspect is actually someone in the office who helps them make stuff up.
Barely Legal Geek Stud
Watch him! Hear Him! Go Places With Him!
I Like Wednesday Nights
I mean, who wouldn't enjoy streamcasting audio AND web pages to the planet whilst eating marble cake and listening to Ruby Slippers recieve messages from the other side? We'll probably get a Mooreen again on Wedensday night - she's having a great deal of trouble passing over to the other side completely. Poor Dear.
Ruby Has A Blog
It's rather pretty too - she's our web page designer at bigfatradio.com
Radio With Vision
I will show luvpuppy's page to our big fat audience during our Wednesday night love in.
Here's A Pink Link For You
One of our listeners emailed us: "Luvpuppy is a site I created for the gay community. It's colourful and fun and most people think I've done a good job. The problem is.... I'm only one man running this huge site and I find
myself unable to handle it alone. So I want to sell it off.... but how can I value it? How do you value my site? Would you guys consider having a look at my website? Please go through all the sections because to appreciate it all you have to see it all. Maybe
you guys could point me in the right direction or know someone who can value it or maybe want to take it over.
Like I said... I'm only one man and I've created a monster."
Email luvpuppy@boyz.worldonline.co.uk if you would like to help.
Impress Me Susan
Potential Fossill Assemblage - a fine blog! I must thank its creator for helping me start out on my blogging journey and for the fact that she cooks a mean lamb roast.
Thanks Colene
for sharing the Olympic spirit. No, really, we're all just peaking with exitement about the games - only 52 days to go until it's all over and everyone pisses off. The volleyball stadium at Bondi Beach looks waaaaay too close to the water for mine. Perhaps when the games are over they could leave the stadium up and do some sort of 'Stadium Survivor' show. Last one to drown in the tidal wave wins a million bucks.
The cartoonist from this paper
was the guy who did the cartoon at the top of the page of myself and my dog Pat. I could bang on about my dog forever...
Earlier than expected, but all is well.
Very considerate of young Rocco not to interfere with the launch of the new album next month. Cannot wait to hear it. I was actually of the opinion that Madonna sucked quite hard up until I heard Ray Of Light . Why'd she leave it so late in her career to learn how to sing?
This Is What Y2K Sounds Like
Heard the dance mix of Music for the first time on Friday night - lovely
Feline Transfer Protocol
Miss Helen Razer's blog. She's a blogging queen. Young and sweet. Only seventeen. Dadum dadum dadum...
Big Fat Radio
Yup. I work for a dot com .... I present "Jacinta" on Big Fat Radio, 10pm - Midnight Sydney time.....Tune In........
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